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Game of Thrones

We had a crazy heat wave in New York City this weekend, so Alexa and I stayed in and watched all of the first season of HBO’s Game of Thrones. Yes, all ten episodes, pretty much back to back. (We broke for the occasional meal and How I Met Your Mother palate cleansers.) It was intense. Not just the immersive experience of all ten episodes in a row, but the show itself is damn intense, too.

It’s also extremely well made. The art direction and props people must be having the time of their lives. It also happens to be perfectly cast. Sean Bean has become the go-to actor for Medieval/Dark Ages roles (Lord of the Rings, Black Death, and now this), and for good reason. He brings a quiet gravity to the role of Eddard Stark. I can’t think of a better Tyrion Lannister than Peter Dinklage, who has come such a long way since The Station Agent and his amazing 30 Rock episode. Jason Momoa was weirdly awesome as Khal Drogo. But the most difficult role to cast must have been Arya Stark, Eddard’s tomboyish, sword-loving daughter, and Maisie Williams is a revelation in the role. (Fun fact: According to IMDB, she can also tap dance!) Emmys all around, I say!

The story is ridiculously complicated. Even after a full season I have trouble remembering who’s who, and who’s related to whom. It helps a little that they’re played by actors with distinctive faces. I can only imagine how hard it must be to try to keep everyone straight in the novels, where you can’t see their faces. And speaking of the novels, after seeing just how complex and twisty-turny the story is, I understand now why it takes George R.R. Martin at least half a decade to write each book.

And yes, there’s a lot of nudity and sex in it. A lot. I’m not really complaining (I also watch Spartacus, after all, so complaining about too much nudity and sex would make me a hypocrite), but that SNL parody about the thirteen-year-old boy who adds all the sex scenes to the scripts doesn’t seem all that implausible.

Anyway, now we have an interminable wait before season 2 is available to stream or buy on Blu-ray. Spring of 2013, I think, if HBO does its usual shtik of waiting for the new season to premiere before releasing the previous one. Gah!

Also, Hodor.

Readercon Approacheth

Believe it or not, Readercon 23 is only one week away! For those who missed it last time, you can see my schedule here. (Of note, I’m doing two readings this year instead of one: a solo reading, and a multiauthor ChiZine Publications reading.) Come watch, listen, engage, ask questions, get books signed, meet your favorite authors, and take a field trip to the Legal Sea Foods at the nearby mall!

Live Tweeting Jury Duty

You may not know this about me, but I’m easily bored. I was summoned to jury duty today, one of the most mind-numbing experiences one can have in this world, and I thought I’d keep myself (and, hopefully, others) amused by live-tweeting the experience. So here are my tweets from today:

8:38 AM ‏@TheKaufmann At the courthouse for #JuryDuty. Everyone looks SO happy to be here.

9:59 AM @TheKaufmann This #JuryDuty orientation video is hilarious! Must’ve been made in the ’80s or early ’90s, judging from the women’s enormous shoulder pads.

‏9:59 AM @TheKaufmann Video opens with a cheesy medieval trial-by-ordeal scene. “If only juries had been around then, none of this would have happened!” #JuryDuty

10:00 AM @TheKaufmann Later, when it laments how the Roman emperors did away with juries, THE VIDEO SHOWS JESUS BEING CRUCIFIED AS A RESULT! #JuryDuty

10:08 AM @TheKaufmann If only the Romans had kept juries! Then Christianity never would have happened!

2:07 PM @TheKaufmann The view from the court house. ‪#JuryDuty‬ pic.twitter.com/o7C7A5pZ

3:46 PM @TheKaufmann Narrowly avoided being selected for a jury after world’s longest voir dire! #JuryDuty

3:59 PM @TheKaufmann Dismissed for the next eight years! #JuryDuty

It really was the longest voir dire ever. There were about forty of us called for a criminal trial, and we all had to be questioned. It took pretty much all day, so at least jury duty passed quickly. The judge was cool, too. Very funny, very open, and completely committed to the principle that the defendant was innocent until proven guilty. That was very heartening! Anyway, now I’m free until 2020, when Twitter will be obsolete, so next time I’ll probably be live BleepBlorping the experience.

 

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